Wednesday, March 4, 2020

IF I WERE A COCKROACH

King Tanner here.

Sara made an interesting comment in English yesterday. She mentioned that she was pondering what her reaction would be if she had awoken from a troubled sleep to find that she had turned into a cockroach.

I am wondering what everyone's reaction would be.

I would be absolutely terrified and would likely faint out of sheer terror.

Tell me your thoughts below!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would be really scared at first if you were a giant cockroach. I would try to communicate with you and see if you can understand me. I would also try to cure your issue and if that doesn't work idk then.

Elliot P. said...

i think i'd panic for about 2 hours trying to think about what could have happened and eventually try and spell out "the roach is me, elliot" or something to that effect to my parents or whoever. I think the first person to call would be a priest, then a doctor, and the doctor would probably refer me to someone who knows how to deal with this kinda thing. An exterminator? The president? idk. Given today's social media filled world, i'd probably be internet famous overnight under the surname "Roach Boy," and given the media coverage about me and the obvious resulting questioning about my issue, maybe someone could come up with some kind of solution.

also i would crawl