Thursday, October 26, 2017

Delightful religious puns

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.

What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?

A convertible.

Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

He was in ‘de Nile.

Need an ark?

I noah guy.

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