Saturday, December 7, 2013

What if...

What if I liked eating other humans, only had one butt cheek, loved a monkey, made you run the gauntlet, thought diamonds and rubies were pebbles, dumped poop on your head, and casually came back to life every once in a while. Would ya'll still be my friends...?


2 comments:

Megan Hoolahan said...

What if I told you that it was all for the best? Would you punch me in the face?

msking said...

I wish we had a "Like" button on the blog.