- There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "It's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN."
- Why did Sally fall out of the tree?
Because she had no arms.
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
- What is brown and sticky?
- Why did the mushroom buy drinks for everyone at the bar?
He's a fun guy!
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- Three blondes walk into a building. I don't know why one of them didn't see it.
- What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in it's path?
A tyrannosaurus wrecks
Also this is always something that gets me through exams:
Good luck on exams this week, guys!