Saturday, December 13, 2014

JOKES

I'm really stressed out about college apps and exams so I decided that I was going to post some really bad jokes (because I really enjoy those) and hope that I can brighten my and everyone else's week.



  • There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "It's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN."
  • Why did Sally fall out of the tree?
    Because she had no arms.
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Not Sally
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef
  • What is brown and sticky?
    A stick
  • Why did the mushroom buy drinks for everyone at the bar?
    He's a fun guy!
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick
  • Three blondes walk into a building. I don't know why one of them didn't see it.
  • What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in it's path?
    A tyrannosaurus wrecks

Also this is always something that gets me through exams:


Good luck on exams this week, guys!




2 comments:

Breuna Westry said...

Isabel I am surprised the donut joke is not on here. That one gives me a good chuckle. I have a good joke though.
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why do you look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did.

Iris Mire said...

What does a nosy pepper do?