Attention everyone! I would like it to be known that as Mrs. King's favorite student, I am now taking control of the blog. I own it now. I'm king of the blog. You can't stop me. I talked it over with Mrs. King. She's 100% cool with it. In fact, she's encouraged it. Now that I'm in charge, Sara is no longer allowed to post on the blog. Ever.
Further changes will be made as I see them fit.
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Everything Tanner said here is 100% true. He is my favorite student and the leader of the blog. If you do not welcome him with open arms, you will be banished.
My oppressed brothers and sisters, once more the wily bourgeoisie have ensnared us in their hierarchical machinations. Our former brother, Tanner Duncan Sykes, The First, has betrayed his fellow proletariat. His desire for power has allowed him to become yet another pawn of the cruel bourgeoisie. Truly this day we have suffered the death of one of our brethren, as he has betrayed his ideals for the sake of his ambition. The bourgeoisie will only continue to corrupt our brethren and turn them against us. Now, more than ever, it is time for us to strike back against our oppressors. We have nothing to lose but our chains.
Bearing the Flame of Purification,
The Soviet
That's so inappropriate.
I find your attempts at humor shallow and pedantic. Neither of you two are funny. Stop trying to be funny. Your attempts at comedy make me question my life choices and make me want to punch a hole in every single wall in this school. Lets start with the soviet fella, we know who you are. Communism hasn't been funny since the early 2000's. Your little back and forths anger me to no bounds. STOP IT PLEASE
Cameron! That is so inappropriate!
AS KING OF THE BLOG I COMMAND YOU, CAMERON CHRYSANTHEMUM TOLAR, TO CEASE POSTING ON THIS BLOG. YOUR SEDITION AND SLANDER HAS GONE ON FOR FAR TOO LONG.
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF AP ENGLISH IV, YOU ARE HEREBY
BANISHED.
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