I'll start:My hell is for politicians who started wars and killed alot of people. My guide is Jim Morrison. My punishment is rather gruesome: the tyrants are in upside-down thrones, hanging from the ceilings by chains. They are attached to the chairs with hooks in their skin, so they bleed and their skin stretches. Sorry for the graphic nature of this scene.
My hell is with people who didn't evacuate for Katrina and my guide is Harry Connick Jr. My punishment is being swept up in tornados and whirled around the floodwaters in sweltering hot temperatures with debris flying into them everywhere. I have Ray Nagin, Bush, FEMA, Blanco, and, the best of all, Mrs. Sauer and her cats. In the end, however, I mention that I feel bad for these people in hell because not everyone could evacuate and shouldn't be punished for it. Oh and my monster is the national guard. So yeah... that's it.
my hell is for people who are prejudice. my guide is kevin rose and I talk to david duke. my monster is ligeresias, the blind prohet/liger. and their punishment is to have thier eyes gouged out repeatedly.
Mine is for people who destroy music (like popstars and rappers and death metal groups). My monster is Rush Limbaugh (no real relation - he's just a really bad guy) and my guide is Mozart
My hell is for women who play sports. My monsters are the Amazons in Greek mythology and my guide is Michael Jordon. I torture the Williams sisters and alot of the u.s. women who competed in the olympics. I make fun of Mia Hamm for taking her shirt off in the last olympics.
THAT WAS BRANDI CHASTAIN NOT MIA HAMM! PWN3D!! Mines about the circle for people who use "your mom" and "your face" jokes. Andrew Wise was in it and he gets destroyed by a demon. George Carlin is my guide.
I kept changing my sin. I wasn't really happy with any of them, and I just couldn't choose one. Finally I made my sin being indecisive. My guide is Elmo because he is technically a monster. I figured Elmo would be a friendly guide, and he seems like a sensible, clean-minded Oskar with red fur and a big orange nose.So to punish the sin of indecisiveness, the indecisive are all placed together in a large chamber of ice. Along the walls of this chamber is a network of elevators. Each elevator moves only a few meters. At the very top of the chamber lies a platform with "Exit" written above it. The problem is no one can decide which elevator to take. No single elevator goes straight to the top, so each person must wait in line in the cold as the other people make up their minds.
My hell was for attention-seekers. My guide was Bo Wang, because even though he doesn't seek attention, he still frequently ends up the center of attention anyway, mainly because it's hilarious how awkward he is when the spotlight is on.My monster was the cookie monster. No relation to attention-seeking, he was just the first monster I thought of. Probably because "monster" is right in his name.My punishment was for the attention-seekers to be turned a uniform yellow color, have leather sacks tied over their heads, and be tossed with a pitchfork, much like hay or firewood, into a campfire to keep some camping daemons warm. This punishment is symbolic in that each attention-seeker becomes nothing but another sprig in the haystack, another stick in the pile of firewood, with their main distinguishing feature, their faces, covered by sacks.My sinner that I spoke to was my ex-girlfriend. I'm not bitter.
i did music hell because i can't stand music with dumb not thought out lyrics! Although i like rap, i like lyrical rap and i had to put souljah boy in my hell because he deserved to be there!!
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