JOKES

I'm really stressed out about college apps and exams so I decided that I was going to post some really bad jokes (because I really enjoy those) and hope that I can brighten my and everyone else's week.

• There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "It's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN."
• Why did Sally fall out of the tree?
  Because she had no arms.
  Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Not Sally
• What do you call a cow with no legs?
  Ground beef
• What is brown and sticky?
  A stick
• Why did the mushroom buy drinks for everyone at the bar?
  He's a fun guy!
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
  A stick
• Three blondes walk into a building. I don't know why one of them didn't see it.
• What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in it's path?
  A tyrannosaurus wrecks

Also this is always something that gets me through exams:

Good luck on exams this week, guys!